Austin Malcome: 14 books

Dark, disturbing and delightfully bizarre. Something is wrong at Messler's Old Time Grocery--a human embryo is frozen to the wall. Meanwhile, a comic book artist from the Fishf**k House commune has a mess of his own to contend with, and his weekly trips to Messler's will only make matters worse. Storyteller...

Dr. Sheridan Bloch and Lt. Beecher Skotte travel through time and space in their fantastic vehicle, the Great Momentosphere. The Momentosphere's atomic-powered kinetic bands transport them from physical locations to the mysterious Void, and back again. However, they cannot predict where, or when,...

This is a short collection of short stories, intended to be read by people of all lengths. Roger Stories are narrative water balloons filled with madness, thrown against a wall to explode and drip to death on the concrete. Watch Roger try. Watch Roger. Watch him, you naughty little voyeurs you.

This story is about like, freedom and love and stuff, y'know? In a modern America, is there room for two crazy kids who really care about each other? Written for every lover in Trump's America, in honor of Valentine's Day 2017. Viva la Mexico.

Determined to find the man who designed his clockwork prostethis, Lt. Beecher Skotte journeys deep into the remote mountains of Asia. However, his pursuit of the genius inventor Dr. Sheridan Bloch will change the course of his life forever. This first exciting volume of "Dr. Bloch's Great Momentosphere"...

Lt. Beecher Skotte and Dr. Sheridan Bloch are lost in space and time, trapped in the dark Void. Life in the Void is a bore, but when the Great Momentosphere exits into the middle of a strange underground city, our heroes will have more action than they bargained for. Who is the mysterious empress? Can she be trusted? Will there Momentosphere roll again?

Tom Thumb is eighteen years old, three inches tall, and in trouble. Tom Thumb is a classic fairy tale character. He features prominently in English folklore, and even appears in Arthurian legends. This modern reboot dumps medieval Britain in favor of a surrealistic dystopia known only as 'the City.'...

SEE! Roger's eyeballs possessed by Russian ghostsSEE! Roger talk to traffic lightsSEE! Roger cut his own head off in the dairy aisleSEE! ArmageddonAll of the wonderful Roger stories you remember, brought together for the first time.

Crime is bad. Justice is good. For the innocent citizens living in the City, justice has a face--a big naked face. Lots of big naked faces. These faces are on heads balanced precariously on the naked necks attached to the men and women of the Nudest Squad. Join Piffins, Sally, and the rest of the...

In this new book of Roger stories, Roger helps a man poop, and finds a donut in a dumpster. Here are three Roger stories to astound and confuse you. These Roger stories are slightly different, but still much the same.

This illustrated e-book edition of 'Urquhart Flomit' is a wild, silly, fun-filled romp for childish grownups, grownupish children, grumpy grannies and everyone in between.

This is a short collection of short stories, intended to be read by people of all lengths. Roger Stories are narrative water balloons filled with madness, thrown against a wall to explode and drip to death on the concrete. Watch Roger try. Watch Roger. Watch him, you naughty little voyeurs you. There...

There is also a bit of talk about sandwiches. And fast food. What else? There's a joke about a panda. It gets hit by a semi truck. So if you want to read this pretentious piece of social commentary, and you don't like pandas, read this book.

This is the legendary tale of that smelliest of cheeses, Chocolate Flarm. He's been called many things: Chocolate Flarm the Notorious, Chocolate Flarm the Brutal, Chocolate Flarm the Horny, Big Papa Stinkems, The Cheese Face Killa--but in our story, we see Chocolate Flarm, the suicidal cheese. Downtrodden...