Tooty Nolan's The Psychic Historian

WARNING: UNSUITABLE FOR PRE-TEENS & PRUDES. On this third adventure into the alternative reality that is Hamster-Britain we meet Sorbresto Titt - the Psychic Historian of the title. Boney Legge - owner of The Where House - has employed the powerful alien psychic to sample the DNA of the inhabitants of Hamster Heath so that he might access their genetic 'memories', and thereby discover exciting tales of derring-do experienced by their ancestors. And by transmitting the images of those adventures on to a huge video screen, he can share them with the populace of the whole town. And what tales they are too: Unbelievable tales: Tales of invasion, royalty, volcanic eruptions, ethnic cleansing, soul music, genocide, Chinese restaurants, and all that sort of stuff. Naturally they are told in the worst possible taste - with plenty of nudity, private parts, and breaking of wind. A perfect book for very silly people.