Tomcat

Big John Barstow was a great whale of a man who followed a great whale of a dream... that of taking to wife the woman with the lushest frontal endowment in the world. When he first saw their likeness on a miniature print within the transparent plastic gearknob of his mint-new Cadillac, he promptly cracked up. But Big John was not a man to be deterred by such trivia and the great womanhunt was soon in full cry. Money was no object and a lot of other hilarious crackups followed before he ran his quarry to earth in a Florida stripjoint and flew her back in triumph to his mountaintop mansion... there to discover that all is not gold that glitters and not every breast beats true....