The Undead Guide for Surviving Humans
Fiction & Literature, Humorous, Horror, Science Fiction & Fantasy
| Author: | Jaymes Shore | ISBN: | 9780989179737 |
| Publisher: | Jaymes Shore | Publication: | July 22, 2013 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Jaymes Shore |
| ISBN: | 9780989179737 |
| Publisher: | Jaymes Shore |
| Publication: | July 22, 2013 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
NOBODY EVER PROMISED YOU BEING DEAD WOULD BE ANY FUN.
The unthinkable has happened; you died. I won’t bore you with all the details. Obviously you know that your existence has been prolonged. You are either a zombie or a vampire, and dealing with many changes.
There’re are hundreds of text books (written by living people) that will help you adapt to your condition. This is not one of them. This book is about how to survive the human race after your change. I will not spill out any psycho babel about acceptance, or tell you to avoid eating shellfish. I will just help you deal with your biggest threat, living people.
NOBODY EVER PROMISED YOU BEING DEAD WOULD BE ANY FUN.
The unthinkable has happened; you died. I won’t bore you with all the details. Obviously you know that your existence has been prolonged. You are either a zombie or a vampire, and dealing with many changes.
There’re are hundreds of text books (written by living people) that will help you adapt to your condition. This is not one of them. This book is about how to survive the human race after your change. I will not spill out any psycho babel about acceptance, or tell you to avoid eating shellfish. I will just help you deal with your biggest threat, living people.
