The Major's Renegade

What do you get when you mix the cavalry with one x-gunfighter, one blackmailing female, one castaway orphan, one hot-tempered cougar, two love struck-horses and a crooked general running three forts under the very nose of the U.S. government? Answer: A hilarious opportunity for a catastrophe!

A sneak peak at the fun awaiting the reader:
"I ought to rip your gizzards out!" Bucks flung a pancake turner, barely missing Jackson’s ear.
"Of all the cantankerous..." Jackson ducked behind the counter. A hand grinder sailed overhead, smashing down the mess hall door. Slowly Jackson lifted his hat using a discarded spatula. It was ripped off by a baking sheet.
Bert caught the hat. Giving a wicked grin he offered, “I’ll hold this while you get your man under control.”
Jackson glared at Bert, “Thanks a lot.” His attention returned to Bucks as a knife flew overhead.