Star Warts (and those Galactic Diabolical Desserts)

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book Star Warts (and those Galactic Diabolical Desserts) by Stephen Frank Vitale, Stephen Frank Vitale
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Author: Stephen Frank Vitale ISBN: 9781310612855
Publisher: Stephen Frank Vitale Publication: July 21, 2015
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Stephen Frank Vitale
ISBN: 9781310612855
Publisher: Stephen Frank Vitale
Publication: July 21, 2015
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

It's 2015. The Galaxy is in peril. Man-eating warts from the DarkHole are spreading fast. The vile emperor, Darling Insidious is dealing out mayhem and destruction with his secret weapon, the DeathDonut space station. Who can possibly stop him? The ancient order of Jagermeisters, that's who: Quite-Gone Gin, Obi-Wop Cannoli, and Master Yo-daNoodle, wielding the power of The Sauce. Relive the epic story of Mannequin PieStalker, Queen I’maDollop and their twin progeny, Lutefisk and his sister the Princesstual LayOnYa. Join them as they battle evil with their unsavory comrades, HandJob SoloMio and his sidekick, Chewbacon. This parody version of Star Wars includes all six episodes, revealing what really happened to the galaxy when humor met disaster.
Galactic Reviews
"It's a buffet of galactic nibbles that finally gives Pie its just desserts." — Barbequed Martians Magazine

"This interstellar collection of preposterous levities is a big old bazinga." — Sheldon Cooper

"Monsters, machines, mayhem, madness, malarkey - what more do you want?" — ‘M’ Words Supremacy Brotherhood

"Not recommended with consumption of alcohol." — Federal Drug Administration (FDA)

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It's 2015. The Galaxy is in peril. Man-eating warts from the DarkHole are spreading fast. The vile emperor, Darling Insidious is dealing out mayhem and destruction with his secret weapon, the DeathDonut space station. Who can possibly stop him? The ancient order of Jagermeisters, that's who: Quite-Gone Gin, Obi-Wop Cannoli, and Master Yo-daNoodle, wielding the power of The Sauce. Relive the epic story of Mannequin PieStalker, Queen I’maDollop and their twin progeny, Lutefisk and his sister the Princesstual LayOnYa. Join them as they battle evil with their unsavory comrades, HandJob SoloMio and his sidekick, Chewbacon. This parody version of Star Wars includes all six episodes, revealing what really happened to the galaxy when humor met disaster.
Galactic Reviews
"It's a buffet of galactic nibbles that finally gives Pie its just desserts." — Barbequed Martians Magazine

"This interstellar collection of preposterous levities is a big old bazinga." — Sheldon Cooper

"Monsters, machines, mayhem, madness, malarkey - what more do you want?" — ‘M’ Words Supremacy Brotherhood

"Not recommended with consumption of alcohol." — Federal Drug Administration (FDA)

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