Really Really Random Stuff

This is just a collection of writings that didn't fit anywhere else. The first is a true story based on a Saturday spent tutoring. The second is a fun thing I wrote just to make the teachers in the Mathematics department smile. One of my friends, who likes my writing, wanted a story based the existing characters in one of her senior classes, so that is the third piece of writing. The fourth was just some trial writing to see if I could persuade a good friend to become a female presenter in the style of Richard Attenborough. The fifth story was just my venting my frustration after a discussion with an environmentalist who refused to discuss the actual numbers or what was wrong with the models used.