Crypt Raider: The Rod of Priapus

Months have passed since Kurt's world was turned on its ear by the discovery of a mysterious artifact that changed his life and expanded his reality, not to mention his boss's breasts.

But he's starting to settle in to his new reality. One where magic is real, and a new strange relic is turned up every week. He still hates his job, but the nearly nightly booty calls from a living goddess somewhat make up for it.

The only thing is, after months and months of meaningless, mind blowing sex. He's getting a bit lonely.

So tonight, nothing gets in the way, for the first time in a year, Kurt has a date. And nothing is going to mess up this chance for him. Especially not the strange artifact his team had finally retrieved earlier than morning.